1. Your grill will cook anything you ask it to, even a sandwich.
  2. Your grill doesn’t constantly ask you if you’re hanging out with other grills, and then get jealous because you are.
  3. Your grill actually likes it when you pass gas.
  4. Your grill doesn’t care about the size of your cooking fork.
  5. Your grill doesn’t care  if anyone thinks it is fat.
  6. Your grill doesn’t ask you constantly where you are.
  7. Your grill doesn’t care if you complement other grills.
  8. Your grill doesn’t make you listen while it drones on about its problems.
  9. Your grill is super easy to turn on.
  10. Your grill is always ready for action.

 

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